Natalie Portmans pregnancy cravings: ketchup on pickles
Is anyone else surprised with the state of Natalie Portman’s pregnancy? She got so big so fast, I kind of thought she might have been lying (or simply abstaining from the truth) about her conception date. When she announced her pregnancy (and engagement, in the same breath) back in December, I thought she had probably waited until she was past her third month, which meant she was due perhaps in in June sometime. Then, as the weeks turned into months, I thought maybe she was due around right not – late April, maybe May. I still don’t really know. She’s so big! Maybe she’s just so big because her frame is so petite and it’s so noticeable.
Speaking of Natalie’s pregnancy, gossip columnist Mike Walker at the Enquirer had a cute story about her pregnancy cravings:
Talk about weird pregnancy cravings! Spies say Oscar-winner Natalie Portman strolled into a favorite Jewish deli – LA’s legendary Canter’s – blew off the breakfast menu and ordered four giant-size kosher dill pickes – then grimaced as the galpal dining with her dove into an order of fried eggs!
“Eww, how can you eat those things… they’re all runny and slimy,” wailed mommy-to-be.
But when Natalie squirted a huge glob of ketchup on her dills, then chomped and chewed with pickle juice drizzling down her chin, her pal squealed, “You’re one to talk! LOOK AT YOU! You’re turning my stomach, and everybody’s else’s too!”
Sure enough, nearby diners were openly aghast and amaused by Portman’s yucky noshing, but Natalie, unfazed, just grinned and rubbed her happy belly.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
Kosher pickles with ketchup? Eh, that’s no so bad. It’s like just sitting around and eating hamburger condiments. By the way, I sometimes get my dog cheeseburgers from McDonalds (seriously, he loves them), and his FAVORITE part is the pickle. I don’t why I just thought of that, but for some reason, my dog’s taste buds are aligned with Natalie Portman’s pregnancy cravings.
Two more things. First, there were some new photos of Natalie this week, which you can see here at Celebuzz. I can’t tell if that’s her Everyday Bitchface or if it’s her special, “I’m So Over This F&*#@ Pregnancy” Bitchface. Last thing… is this blind item about Natalie, Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz?!?!
When this famous director dropped out of a high-profile project, there was some speculation that it was due to personal rather than professional reasons. He had broken up with an actress last year, and it was believed that each was taking time off from work to battle over the custody of their child/ren. What isn’t public knowledge is that their breakup was due in large part to his affair with another actress… who became pregnant with his baby. The jury is still out on whether or not any of the three will ever acknowledge the affair and/or the baby’s paternity.
[From Blind Gossip]
Oh, snap. Thousand Feet is going to get to get his tights in a twist over this one. We’ll know for sure if the baby is born with a dirt-lip.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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